If I start to get bitchy it's not a guys fault. My BS and drama meter has been filled for the week and it's only Tuesday!! Oi vey, fierce fairy please give me strength to make it through the week. Y'all know I have the hugest crush on Romeo who just happens to be my imaginary love from one of Shakespeare's love stories. I know he's fictional but I do believe that I will find him one day, lets just hope we don't die due to family feuds. We all know how Romeo pretty much kills Juliet since he kills himself. She's still in the lovestruck stage so she doesn't realize that they're more guys out there and he won't be her only love. While trying to read this play I thought Romeo was going to kill me from the amount of reading I had to do. I do love to read but when I have to read the old English and regular English version it would make anyone fall out of love with Romeo. When my love fest reading turning into serious headache, I called my mom and told her Romeo was putting me through a slow and painful death. Juliet died from him and I told her he was going to kill me next. If she found me poisoned or with a stab wound then it was his fault. If she found me like this then I wanted her to put in the police report that Romeo killed me. There was no death and no police report will be needed. I am still in search of Romeo though...
I finally figured out foreign skater guy, that's from the rinks age. Dun, dun, dun... 22!!! To old for me but my mom could be interested in the cougar position. The only reason I figured out his age was when he was stripping in the lobby and my mom asked one of the coaches how old he was. His age ain't goin' stop me from looking!! I had the chance to meet SP! The only problem was I didn't go... The only thing I found out is how to say his name and he thinks it's creepy I added him. Diss!! I find no problem adding someone as long as they aren't a complete stranger and you have common friends. If he thought it was creepy that a random stranger added him then why did he accept me?? If you don't really know the person then don't accept them! Besides the fact they can see all your info they could be creepers. It annoys me to no end when you see someone have a thousand friends and you can tell that they don't know half of them. Another thing, don't post on someones wall, "do I know you?". Send a private message, this just makes everyone know you accept random creepers. Congrats on your thousand friends, next time find real people instead of random strangers. I swear people just don't get it!
It has been brought to my attention that I am a serial-attractor. This means that I think someones cute/hot and I want to talk to them. Or in my terms, that I could potentially like them. Lately though, I haven't been able to stick to one guy for very long.. In my defense it's not my fault! They either don't keep my attention long enough or I move onto better. In the past two months I've been interested in four of five guys... There was the flirt, the one who didn't know I existed, the foreigner, the possible gay, and there may of been the quiet one (he was obviosly to quiet since I forget exactly who it was!). Damnn girl, that's a lot for me! Unfortunately, none of them worked out for more than a week. So this means I'm still stuck writing my blog until I can find someone halfway decent to ask me out. It usually takes me forever to find someone that I could like and then a bit to forget about them once I 'finish' with them or don't talk to them anymore. I feel as though I need a boy intervention. Even though I'm on this detox it doesn't do justice. This detox prevents me from liking anyone and throwing myself at them which I haven't done, surprisingly. I believe I have become a serial attractor due to me recently not being able to like any guys. Without liking then I have to move onto the next to keep occupied. Boys, do my a favor. Get fat, ugly, or disappear so that I will never be attracted to you or get distracted. I prefer you get fat and ugly for now so that I can have someone to balance out the catty beotches that we call girls. Once the warm months come and there's less clothes on, then you'll have to disappear. It will take much restraint not to use my charm then and I don't know how much restraint I'll have against a cute guy especially shirtless. Less clothes+warm weather÷boys= I get more flirty and that leads to trouble!! Have I turned into a serial attractor?! Or is the boy detox to blame??
See ya boy lovers!! xo <3
PS: Comment and tell me is the boy detox to blame, am I a serial attractor, or another reason!!